CAMEL CREAM "THE MILK OF THE DESERT, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR (EVENTUALLY)" — ENDORSED BY A REAL VETERINARIAN A DIVISION OF THOMAS GLOBAL HOLDINGS INTERNATIONAL LLC (PENDING) | VISITORS SINCE 1997 0069420 3 ONLINE NOW!! |
FOUNDER, CEO, CFO, CTO, WEBMASTER,
CHIEF VETERINARY OFFICER & NIGHT SECURITY
Thomas is a DOCTOR OF VETERINARY MEDICINE by training and a FIREARMS ENTHUSIAST by weekend, which means he is legally permitted to look a camel directly in the mouth AND put 500 rounds downrange before lunch. Very few people on earth can do both. Fewer should.
One evening, between rounds — sedating a horse, not shooting, though also that later — he said the words "camel milk dairy brand" out loud. Nobody stopped him, in part because he was still coming down from an accidental dose of horse ketamine. This website is the consequence.
His veterinary license - real. His IQ - room temperature. His camel - theoretical. He remains confident. He also remains, to this day, the sole carrier of the flame for the memory of Charlie Kirk, a torch he will pick up unprompted and at considerable length.
CURRENT STATUS: online • sedated (allegedly) • locked and loaded
CHIEF MILK OFFICER, HEAD OF SUPPLY,
SOLE PRODUCTION FACILITY & DAY SECURITY
The camel has no formal training, no roadmap and no whiteboard. The camel has THE PRODUCT. In any honest accounting of this company, the camel is doing the majority of the work and receiving a fraction of the equity.
She was not consulted before the brand was registered. She has been described by Thomas as "on board" and by herself as nothing, because she is a camel.
She declines all meetings. She has never missed a deadline, because none have been successfully communicated to her. Morale is reportedly high.
CURRENT STATUS: outside • chewing • not taking meetings
• Certified Camel Nutritionist (self-certified)
• Currently holding the nastiest angle
• Undefeated in the 6pm lobby
• Has read one article about camels
WEBSITE 1998
