CAMEL CREAM "THE MILK OF THE DESERT, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR (EVENTUALLY)" — ENDORSED BY A REAL VETERINARIAN A DIVISION OF THOMAS GLOBAL HOLDINGS INTERNATIONAL LLC (PENDING) | VISITORS SINCE 1997 0069420 3 ONLINE NOW!! |
OUR PRODUCT'S
ALL PRICES IN USD OR EQUIVALENT WEIGHT OF CAMELCOIN • NON-REFUNDABLE
⚕ EVERY BOTTLE PERSONALLY APPROVED BY THOMAS, DVM • A REAL VETERINARIAN • ASK HIM ANYTHING ABOUT DOGS
CAMEL CREAM ORIGINAL
The one that started it all. Thick. Beige. Legally a dairy product in two counties.
$19.99$18.98
SHIPS WARM
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CAMEL CREAM LITE
Same cream, less cream. We add water at the facility. Doctor approved (not a doctor).
$19.99$21.98
WHY IS IT MORE
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CAMEL CREAM XL BUCKET
Five gallons. One handle. Comes with a small shovel. Fridge sold separately.
$249.00$239.00
WIRE TRANSFER ONLY
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CAMEL CREAM POWDER
Just add water, and a little more water, and then throw it away. Shelf stable until 2041.
$44.95$39.95
NOT FOR RESALE (RESALE OK)
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CAMEL CREAM CHEESE
A firm, confident cheese. Melts at room temperature. Do not stack.
$29.99$27.49
CHEESE IS A CLAIM
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CAMEL CREAM ICE CREAM
Frozen. Somewhat. Available in Plain and Extra Plain. Arrives as a beverage.
$14.99$12.99
NO REFUND ON MELT
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CAMEL CREAM RAW
Unpasteurized, unfiltered, unsupervised. For the enthusiast who has already signed things.
$89.00$84.00
SIGN WAIVER AT CHECKOUT
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CAMEL CREAM FOR PETS
Identical to the human formula, different sticker. Formulated by an actual DVM, which is why this one is our most trustworthy product and also the one we sell the least of.
$24.99$23.99
VET APPROVED (HE OWNS US)
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DISTRIBUTOR STARTER KIT
400 gallons, a polo shirt, and a binder. You are now a small business owner. Congratulations.
$4,999.00$4,499.00
NON-REFUNDABLE, FINAL, DONE
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BULK PRICING FOR SERIOUS CREAM PROFESSIONAL'S
Pallet quantities available. Payment by wire transfer to our account in a country we will name later. Delivery window: 6 to 900 business days. Truck not included. Camel not included. Cream not guaranteed.
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1-800-CREAM
1-800-CREAM
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