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CAMEL FACT'S
RESEARCHED BY THOMAS, DVM • SOURCE: THE INTERNET AND ALSO HIS OWN MIND
10 FACT'S THE COW LOBBY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO READ
1. A camel has one hump or two humps. There is no third option. Anyone offering a third option is not a real camel person.
2. The hump contains fat, not water. We were as surprised as you.
3. A camel can drink 30 gallons in 13 minutes. Camel Cream is sold in 5 gallon buckets for this reason.
4. Camel milk is real and is consumed by millions of people. This is the only sentence on this website that is fully true.
5. Camels can close their nostrils. Ask yourself what else they can close.
6. A camel can carry 900 pounds. Our shipping department has considered this.
7. Camels have three eyelids. That is one more eyelid than management.
8. The camel is the only mammal with a documented business plan.
9. Camels do not sweat until 106°F. Neither does Thomas, in a review.
10. No camel has ever asked for a refund.
2. The hump contains fat, not water. We were as surprised as you.
3. A camel can drink 30 gallons in 13 minutes. Camel Cream is sold in 5 gallon buckets for this reason.
4. Camel milk is real and is consumed by millions of people. This is the only sentence on this website that is fully true.
5. Camels can close their nostrils. Ask yourself what else they can close.
6. A camel can carry 900 pounds. Our shipping department has considered this.
7. Camels have three eyelids. That is one more eyelid than management.
8. The camel is the only mammal with a documented business plan.
9. Camels do not sweat until 106°F. Neither does Thomas, in a review.
10. No camel has ever asked for a refund.
CAMEL vs. COW: THE FACT'S SIDE BY SIDE
| METRIC | CAMEL | COW | WINNER |
| Humps | 1–2 | 0 | CAMEL |
| Days without water | Up to 15 | Not many | CAMEL |
| Eyelids | 3 | 2 | CAMEL |
| Spits | Yes | No | CAMEL (attitude) |
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