CAMEL CREAM "THE MILK OF THE DESERT, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR (EVENTUALLY)" — ENDORSED BY A REAL VETERINARIAN A DIVISION OF THOMAS GLOBAL HOLDINGS INTERNATIONAL LLC (PENDING) | VISITORS SINCE 1997 0069420 3 ONLINE NOW!! |
SHIPPING INFORMATION
WE SHIP WHEN THE TRUCK IS AVAILABLE. THE TRUCK IS NOT AVAILABLE.
DELIVERY ZONE'S & TRANSIT TIME'S
| ZONE | TRANSIT | COST | NOTES |
| Zone 1 — our street | Same day | $4.00 | Hand delivered by Thomas |
| Zone 2 — continental US | 6–900 business days | $44.00 | Unrefrigerated |
| Zone 3 — Alaska / Hawaii | Unknown | $310.00 | Boat, probably |
| Zone 4 — international | Never | $310.00 | Charged anyway |
| Zone 5 — the desert | Instant | FREE | Cream is already there |
« DRAG THE TABLE SIDEWAYS »
HOW TO PAY (READ CAREFULLY)
STEP 1 — Go to your bank in person. Do not phone.
STEP 2 — Request an international wire transfer.
STEP 3 — Beneficiary: THOMAS GLOBAL HOLDINGS INTERNATIONAL LLC (PENDING)
STEP 4 — Account number: we will fax it to you. Provide a fax.
STEP 5 — In the memo field write CREAM. This is how we track orders.
STEP 6 — Wait. Do not contact us. We will contact you. We will not contact you.
STEP 2 — Request an international wire transfer.
STEP 3 — Beneficiary: THOMAS GLOBAL HOLDINGS INTERNATIONAL LLC (PENDING)
STEP 4 — Account number: we will fax it to you. Provide a fax.
STEP 5 — In the memo field write CREAM. This is how we track orders.
STEP 6 — Wait. Do not contact us. We will contact you. We will not contact you.
Paying in CamelCoin? Send CMLC to the wallet address printed on the bucket you have not received yet.
TRACK YOUR ORDER
TRACK
enter your tracking number (you were not given one)
FACT #11 UNLOCKED
A camel can travel 25 miles a day. Our shipping estimate's assume the camel is doing it.
NO REFUND'S
NO RETURN'S
NO REVERSAL'S
NO RETURN'S
NO REVERSAL'S
